emo-is-dead:

bitterstar88:

Worlds Biggest Lap Dog, lol

It like gives him a little kiss oh my god this is adorable

emo-is-dead:

bitterstar88:

Worlds Biggest Lap Dog, lol

It like gives him a little kiss oh my god this is adorable




m0rethanyoubargainedf0r:

Confused little baby


legalmexican:

Kris Jenner is the real life version of Regina George’s mom


bobdoom:

lunathepug:

What kind of noise is that supposed to be, Luna?

This is 100% worth sharing again.  It’s one of my favorite videos of all time.


louteasdale: Any bar jobs goin anywhere? Love you Liam. HB x


peoplemagazine:

he’s so proud


vacill-ation:

"I like to look for things no one else catches."
Amélie (2001) Jean-Pierre Jeunet

vacill-ation:

"I like to look for things no one else catches."

Amélie (2001)
Jean-Pierre Jeunet


tastefullyoffensive:

"My poor cat has it rough." -ExMachina70


kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS


Anonymous asked: "How do I make sure my gf doesn't catch me cheating on her?"

alphabitches:

ok follow these simple steps:

1. pick up the trash
2. step outta ur house
3. open the trash can
4. step into the trash can

good now u r where u belong congrats!!!


superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

keepcalm-andpartyyon:

A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

A question mark walks into a bar?

Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar.

A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.

The bar was walked into by a passive voice.

Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.

THANKS FOR TEACHING ME THINGS THAT ENGLISH CLASS HAS FAILED TO ACKNOWLEDGE


aduhm:

you dont know someone until you know their 1D order


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