February 2012
Watch1n-d1a:
sail-among-the-stars:
they are so fucking perfect
THE NOTES
fuck me and my single life. it’s fine, at least i have a cat.
Taylor Lautner: Could you-
Me: Yes.
Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
me: my diet starts now.
food: hey
me:
food:
me:
food:
me: hey babe i missed you
