did u kno that mcdonalds raised the price of their mcdoubles this is an outrage
me at everything
he sees you when youre sleeping
he knows you have a blog
ABORT ABORT ABORT
I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra
you put it into words
i love tommy wiseau because nobody but tommy wiseau knows exactly who he is
nobody knows where exactly he was born, or anything about his past. “tommy wiseau” isnt even his real name
fuck nobody even knows how old he really is
he’s also a multi billionaire and no one has any idea where he acquired that fortune
his whole life literally makes no sense
im gonna need to see ur license and regist- oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir
i was high as fuck last night
When guys try to hit on me
Vine by: Gabby Bacon
eeee!!! thank youuuuu :) :) :) xo
1) i drink about 4 cups of tea a day. minimum.
2) i watch more TLC than the average person does. i’m watching it now. i’m a sucker for bridesday.
3) i bite my nails. that’s unfortunate.
4) i think about cats almost constantly. i just. cats are so great and cute.
5) ummm come august 11th, i will have seen one direction in concert four times. that’s more than any other band. so. :)
thanks for tagging me!!! i’m off to tag people nowww!!
Elvis Presley - Aloha From Hawaii, 1973